their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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