Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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