We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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