Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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