It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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