About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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