Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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