If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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