You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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