You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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