everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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