This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I understand Curling. That high.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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