Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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