Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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