is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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