Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Oh god it's open bar.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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