Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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