You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize