How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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