omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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