drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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