Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
my poor anus
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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