STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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