nut hugger
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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