there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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