The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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