Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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