STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
third nipple confirmed
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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