We won't sleep together?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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