You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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