okay pat passed out under dana's car
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You took a bar mat shot.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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