I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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