dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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