Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
pop tarts are not kleenex
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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