I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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