I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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