Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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