sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
