why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So gin and wine won't be happening again
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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