He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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