Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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