i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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