there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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