I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
