i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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