New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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