they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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