just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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