How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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