New invention idea: vibrating tampons
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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