i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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