Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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