may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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